1,001 Droll Pranks for Rich Boys

The wealthy young gentleman's guide to horseplay
Written by Dan Bulla :: @DrollPranks

Replace the decorative canopy on another fellow’s bed with a second mattress. His lovers will think he bunks his bed like a schoolboy!

Teach another fellow’s monkey butler several bawdy jokes. At a future dinner party, the ribald monkey jokester will shame his poor master!

Discreetly place a bumper sticker on another fellow’s automobile, instructing other motorists to honk if they are aroused.

Replace the penny in another fellow’s loafers with a Mexican peso coin. Henceforth, greet him with “hola,” which is Mexican for “hello.

Spread a rumor that another fellow waited all night in a queue so he could get a cellular telephone.

Give another fellow a champagne bottle made from plexiglas. When he tries to christen his ship, the bottle will bounce into the sea!

Replace another fellow’s oar with one twice as heavy. You will delight when the poor strokeman is chastised by his coxswain!

Replace another fellow’s top hat with a pork pie hat. You will delight in his shame as he skulks about in his insufficiently-tall headpiece.

Spread a rumor that another fellow’s family motto is ‘Dum spiro pedo’ — ‘While I breathe, I break wind.’

Donate a hospital wing in another fellow’s name, but change his middle name to Dingus. His family will be forever shamed by the Dingus Wing.