“Replace the decorative canopy on another fellow’s bed with a second mattress. His lovers will think he bunks his bed like a schoolboy!”
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November 2012
1 post
September 2012
4 posts
“Teach another fellow’s monkey butler several bawdy jokes. At a future dinner party, the ribald monkey jokester will shame his poor master!”
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“Discreetly place a bumper sticker on another fellow’s automobile, instructing other motorists to honk if they are aroused.”
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“Replace the penny in another fellow’s loafers with a Mexican peso coin. Henceforth, greet him with “hola,” which is Mexican for “hello.”
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“Spread a rumor that another fellow waited all night in a queue so he could get a cellular telephone.”
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July 2012
8 posts
“Give another fellow a champagne bottle made from plexiglas. When he tries to christen his ship, the bottle will bounce into the sea!”
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“Replace another fellow’s oar with one twice as heavy. You will delight when the poor strokeman is chastised by his coxswain!”
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“Replace another fellow’s top hat with a pork pie hat. You will delight in his shame as he skulks about in his insufficiently-tall headpiece.”
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“Spread a rumor that another fellow’s family motto is ‘Dum spiro pedo’ — ‘While I breathe, I break wind.’”
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“Donate a hospital wing in another fellow’s name, but change his middle name to Dingus. His family will be forever shamed by the Dingus Wing.”
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“Replace another fellow’s sundial with one calibrated for a different latitude. The poor fellow will ask to sup mid-afternoon, like a fool!”
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“Place a sack of canine dung in another fellow’s portico, then set it ablaze. The poor fellow’s butler will be in for a mirthless surprise!”
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“Steal another fellow’s saucers. When he next takes his tea, the poor fellow will have to carry his teacup in his hand, like a common oaf!”
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June 2012
1 post
“Place a skinny rabbit in another fellow’s garden. By nightfall, the poor fellow will be distraught, and the rabbit will be fat and happy!”
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May 2012
42 posts
“Empty your bowels in another fellow’s moat.”
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“Tamper with the klaxon on another fellow’s automobile so that when he next sounds the honker, it will play a traditional Mexican folk song!”
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“Replace another fellow’s épée with a spadroon. You will delight at the expense of the disconsolate fencer and his antiquated sword.”
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“Plant a cellular telephone in another fellow’s opera box. Set it ringing during the performance to ensure the poor fellow’s disgrace!”
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“Sew up the fob on another fellow’s waistcoat. He will be forced to wear his timepiece on his wrist, like a refuse collector!”
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“Sprinkle another fellow’s gunpowder into his smoking pipe. When he next indulges in a puff of tobacco, he will be hoisted by his own petard!”
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