The wealthy young gentleman’s guide to horseplayTumblr (3.0; @drollpranks)http://drollpranks.tumblr.com/“Replace the decorative canopy on another fellow’s bed with a second mattress. His lovers will think he bunks his bed like a schoolboy!”http://drollpranks.tumblr.com/post/36815443848http://drollpranks.tumblr.com/post/36815443848Thu, 29 Nov 2012 12:06:54 -0500“Teach another fellow’s monkey butler several bawdy jokes. At a future dinner party, the ribald monkey jokester will shame his poor master!”http://drollpranks.tumblr.com/post/32339905175http://drollpranks.tumblr.com/post/32339905175Wed, 26 Sep 2012 14:42:58 -0400“Discreetly place a bumper sticker on another fellow’s automobile, instructing other motorists to honk if they are aroused.”http://drollpranks.tumblr.com/post/32330896897http://drollpranks.tumblr.com/post/32330896897Wed, 26 Sep 2012 11:33:53 -0400“Replace the penny in another fellow’s loafers with a Mexican peso coin. Henceforth, greet him with “hola,” which is Mexican for “hello.””http://drollpranks.tumblr.com/post/32208644710http://drollpranks.tumblr.com/post/32208644710Mon, 24 Sep 2012 15:01:48 -0400“Spread a rumor that another fellow waited all night in a queue so he could get a cellular telephone.”http://drollpranks.tumblr.com/post/32208050890http://drollpranks.tumblr.com/post/32208050890Mon, 24 Sep 2012 14:50:24 -0400“Give another fellow a champagne bottle made from plexiglas. When he tries to christen his ship, the bottle will bounce into the sea!”http://drollpranks.tumblr.com/post/27054100539http://drollpranks.tumblr.com/post/27054100539Thu, 12 Jul 2012 11:46:43 -0400“Replace another fellow’s oar with one twice as heavy. You will delight when the poor strokeman is chastised by his coxswain!”http://drollpranks.tumblr.com/post/26990894793http://drollpranks.tumblr.com/post/26990894793Wed, 11 Jul 2012 14:37:41 -0400“Replace another fellow’s top hat with a pork pie hat. You will delight in his shame as he skulks about in his insufficiently-tall headpiece.”http://drollpranks.tumblr.com/post/26649519262http://drollpranks.tumblr.com/post/26649519262Fri, 06 Jul 2012 16:40:14 -0400“Spread a rumor that another fellow’s family motto is ‘Dum spiro pedo’ — ‘While I breathe, I break wind.’”http://drollpranks.tumblr.com/post/26569981306http://drollpranks.tumblr.com/post/26569981306Thu, 05 Jul 2012 16:41:31 -0400“Donate a hospital wing in another fellow’s name, but change his middle name to Dingus. His family will be forever shamed by the Dingus Wing.”http://drollpranks.tumblr.com/post/26568763008http://drollpranks.tumblr.com/post/26568763008Thu, 05 Jul 2012 14:05:36 -0400“Replace another fellow’s sundial with one calibrated for a different latitude. The poor fellow will ask to sup mid-afternoon, like a fool!”http://drollpranks.tumblr.com/post/26521349089http://drollpranks.tumblr.com/post/26521349089Wed, 04 Jul 2012 19:16:15 -0400“Place a sack of canine dung in another fellow’s portico, then set it ablaze. The poor fellow’s butler will be in for a mirthless surprise!”http://drollpranks.tumblr.com/post/26435483728http://drollpranks.tumblr.com/post/26435483728Tue, 03 Jul 2012 15:11:15 -0400“Steal another fellow’s saucers. When he next takes his tea, the poor fellow will have to carry his teacup in his hand, like a common oaf!”http://drollpranks.tumblr.com/post/26360429085http://drollpranks.tumblr.com/post/26360429085Mon, 02 Jul 2012 14:44:57 -0400“Place a skinny rabbit in another fellow’s garden. By nightfall, the poor fellow will be distraught, and the rabbit will be fat and happy!”http://drollpranks.tumblr.com/post/24489308281http://drollpranks.tumblr.com/post/24489308281Tue, 05 Jun 2012 16:32:18 -0400“Empty your bowels in another fellow’s moat.”http://drollpranks.tumblr.com/post/23684415346http://drollpranks.tumblr.com/post/23684415346Thu, 24 May 2012 15:38:29 -0400“Tamper with the klaxon on another fellow’s automobile so that when he next sounds the honker, it will play a traditional Mexican folk song!”http://drollpranks.tumblr.com/post/23675134008http://drollpranks.tumblr.com/post/23675134008Thu, 24 May 2012 12:08:27 -0400“Replace another fellow’s épée with a spadroon. You will delight at the expense of the disconsolate fencer and his antiquated sword.”http://drollpranks.tumblr.com/post/23548890594http://drollpranks.tumblr.com/post/23548890594Tue, 22 May 2012 12:33:59 -0400“Plant a cellular telephone in another fellow’s opera box. Set it ringing during the performance to ensure the poor fellow’s disgrace!”http://drollpranks.tumblr.com/post/23487590020http://drollpranks.tumblr.com/post/23487590020Mon, 21 May 2012 13:30:09 -0400“Sew up the fob on another fellow’s waistcoat. He will be forced to wear his timepiece on his wrist, like a refuse collector!”http://drollpranks.tumblr.com/post/23481384270http://drollpranks.tumblr.com/post/23481384270Mon, 21 May 2012 11:09:14 -0400“Sprinkle another fellow’s gunpowder into his smoking pipe. When he next indulges in a puff of tobacco, he will be hoisted by his own petard!”http://drollpranks.tumblr.com/post/23294333161http://drollpranks.tumblr.com/post/23294333161Fri, 18 May 2012 12:11:56 -0400